Poshs Cup Runneth Over

Dear Tinkerbell,

EeeeeewwwwwwwaHahahahahahaha! Check out this uber hot picture of Victoria Beckham’s armpit fat! GAG! How is armpit fat even possible!??! Aren't armpits, like, inverted?! That’s like having bellybutton fat!



It’s so disgusting! How does she shave it? Why can’t I stop looking at it!? It’s like ugly people and the homeless…you don’t want to look, but sometimes it’s just impossible to turn away. It’s hard to believe she has enough fat on her to cause this trainwreck of a fashion disaster. I know for a fact that she does not exceed 400 calories a day but, to be fair, we must not forget that her ratio of calf cellulite to skin surface area exceeds that seen anywhere else in the entire world.



But she’s so skinny everywhere else. Maybe her implants are getting squished out the side, in which case she should seriously consider wearing a less restrictive bustier. The British always think tighter is better. Morons. Would you like a clue with your tea and crumpets?

David should drop her mess and cum hop on mine, if ya know what I mean.



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