Aint Love Grand?

Dear Tinkerbell,

Pam Anderson and Rick Solomon are getting divorced!! Ha! Oh please...like anyone is surprised. They had as much of a chance as Britney Spears and that short, bald guy from Seinfeld. Let's take a look at the past repeating itself...

After knowing Tommy Lee for 96 hours, Pam and Tommy Lee get married on February 19, 1995...

She filed for divorce, they reconciled, she filed for divorce again, they reconciled again...

After they FINALLY got divorced in 1998, Pammy got engaged to male model Marcus Schenkenberg...and broke it off.

Then she met and got engaged to the notoriously filthy Kid Rock...and broke it off.

Pammy soothed her aching heart with good ol' fashioned booty calls and STDs courtesy of one and only Tommy Lee.

After reaching maximum capacity, she swore off Tommy Lee, got back together with Kid Rock, got engaged and then married on a yacht in St. Tropez...only to get divorced three months later.

(Followed by the inevitable boot-knocking with Tommy Lee.)

Finally, after bonding over their shared love of home-made sex tapes, she married Rick Solomon in Las Vegas in between acts of her magic show with Hans Klok...

...ONLY TO GET DIVORCED TWO MONTHS LATER!

And, for catty measure, we shant forget the slew of other men she's ridden (Scott Baio, Bret Michaels, Stephen Dorff, Dean Cain, Vince Neil and Sylvester Stallone...to name a few). I'm not reveling in their divorce because I'm at all still bitter at Rick Solomon for filming, distributing and making a fortune from 1 Night in Paris.

After all, it is my only movie that has ever won an award. Although, why this is the case is completely beyond me...National Lampoon's Pledge This is a sure fire classic. Regardless, it's just that I truly believe that her blatant disregard for the sanctity of marriage cheapens it for the rest of us.

Heehee...I almost believe that myself. Whatever.

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For the haters that don't

But apparently the cited irreconcilable differences are, in fact, reconcilable because...they just got back together. Le sigh.