Retarded Country Bumpkin is Hungary for French Turkey

Dear Tinkerbell,

Good God. Who let Kelly Pickler out in public? I guess the American Idol alum is one of the map-challenged Americans Miss Teen South Carolina was so concerned about.



She definitely took some heat on American Idol when she couldn't pronouce "salmon". And then again when she didn't know what calamari was. But this? This is a new level of retarded (which, incidently, she thought meant to be tarded twice). How those kids kept a straight face is beyond me. What a role model. That country bumpkin needs to get her learn on before she's allowed back in the public eye. For her own good and the sake of those around her.

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Ignorantredneck says what?