Tis the Season, Bitches

Dear Tinkerbell,

I'm back, bitch. I just spent an entire week in bed with Alex. Purrr...he's so hot...almost as hot as me.



And, despite recent blasphemous reports, I do not at all care about Stavros' ever-changing string of JV trailer skanks nor will I ever return to Mokai...not because they asked me not to, but because they are effing lame.

On a more festive note, we need to start thinking about Christmas cards...

For those with PhotoCrank

For the haters that don't

What do you think? Ha!
Also, we should also spend the week figuring out what we're getting everyone for Christmas...did we get Tara Reid a bottle of Rumplemintz and a box of Trojans last year or the year before? Oh well...it doesn't matter...that girl can never have too much of either. Start brainstorming!