Dear Tinkerbell,
Everyone is screwing everyone else. Sarah Silverman is claiming to have done the nasty with Matt Damon and made this weirdo-indy-harajuku-rock video to prove it (and understandably so since he is waaaaaaaay hotter than her).
In response to these allegations, Jimmy Kimmel went out and bumped uglies with Ben Affleck (more believable) and then hired a cast of A-listers to rub Sarah’s face in it. Ha! He’s a bigger bitch than I am!
Nice. Revenge sex is hot! But we all know who's going to end up with who...
Well, I’ve got news you…I screwed all four of them!
