Pet Olsen Free to Good Home

Dear Tinkerbell,

Did you see the new PETA campaign slamming the Olsen twins?



HAHAHA! I love it! I may paper my powder room with it. Now please don’t misunderstand me, Tink. I definitely don’t have a problem with fur…hell, I’m wearing a mink bustier as I type…I am just totally against the Olsens. Ew. They’re too small, skittish and bug-eyed. They remind me too much of Baby Luv, that hateful Kinkajou that bit me. Just add the fur that PETA’s all worked up about and Baby Luv could be the missing triplet.

For those with Photocrank

For the haters that don’t

I don’t even know why they’re famous. What have they done lately that hasn’t gone straight to video? There is limited space in Hollywood and we don’t need two freaky little wombats skirting around and scaring the bejeezus out of everyone. I vote we get rid of one and replace the other with this guy…the one rocking it out behind the newly rotund Mr. Belding.




Hahaha…he’s funny and Mr. Belding is fat.