Dear Tinkerbell,
As you may remember, Tink, Dr. Phil had promised his captivated and salivating audience of stay at home Moms a special on the trainwreck that is Ms. Spears (if you're nasty). Then, to the dismay of all the self-help junkies out there, he canceled the special and released the following statement:
“As was widely reported this weekend, at the request of concerned family members, I visited Britney Spears in the hospital. The details of that visit will, of course, remain private. We had planned to tape a Dr. Phil Now show tomorrow, focusing not on the tabloid side of Britney’s latest problems, but instead on the very serious issues surrounding this case.
Clearly, it is not just Britney’s family struggling to find a way to protect adult children who cannot be ordered or compelled to seek help. Because the Spears situation is too intense at this time, and out of consideration to the family, I have made the decision not to move forward with the taping at this particular time. Britney and her family are in our prayers and we ask that they be in yours.”
Then, in a
Come on now. First of all, their daughter is the very definition of a public display. Second of all, how can you turn to Dr. Phil, a very public figure who happens to host his own talk show, for psychiatric support and honestly believe you are doing all that you can to protect your daughter's privacy? Sorry guys...the world isn't that gullible.
A mediawhoresayswhat? What?
So what happened? No private physicians around? No bored doctors out there willing to join the staff as Britney's private psychiatrist for a healthy six figure sum? Come on! They could go clubbing together!
But if none of this suits them, there is always option B...it's called hush money, you idiots. I use it all the time.
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For the haters that don't

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