Slumming is so hot right now

Dear Tinkerbell,

Happy New Year, Bitches!!!

I have just returned from black-out city, located in lovely Las Vegas. Me and Nicky hosted an uber-fab party at LAX. Everyone was there. Obs.

And yes, Tink, I did get down and dirty with a certain someone. And yes, he would fit right in on the Jerry Springer set. But, believe me, I have my reasons. Last year, Justin brought sexy back so I was thinking that this year, to shake things up a bit, I'm going to bring trashy back. That's right...trashy is the new sexy. And I firmly believe that if you're going to do something, you should do it right, soooo I decided to drag my ass through the filthiest of gutters...the one and only KFed.

Slumming is so hot right now.

The only thing that could make it even dirtier is to feed Britney one too many Boones and convince her to join KFed and I in a filthy threesome on a bed of Cheetos.

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