Dear Tinkerbell,
Since the presidential caucuses are about the only thing on TV (thanks to the epic writer’s strike), I have been inundated with political information and forced to spend an inordinate amount of time considering the presidential candidates. Until now, I have not given much thought to my stance on politics because a) I’m hot and b) just about anything else is more interesting.
Here’s what I’ve got so far: I’m rich, so I'm pretty sure that means that I’m a Democrat. The Kennedy’s were Democrats. Plus, Daddy said that the Democrats give money to the poor and the Republicans keep it for themselves. And even though I don’t really want to give the poor my money, I think I have to say that I do because it reminds people that I’m rich and can afford it. So, given all this, I am not even going to waste my timing thinking about about Republicans. And that is totally fine with me because they are popular in those weirdo, inbred, hillbilly states and I don’t want anything to do with that. Plus, I think Democrats are cool with lesbians and I’ve been looking into that lately. Swinging both ways is so hot right now.
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Once I figure out who the Democratic candidates are, I will write insightful political commentaries on each.
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