Barack is the New Black

Dear Tinkerbell,

And now for my in-depth and highly intellectual discussion on Barack Obama during which I will weigh the pros and cons of his campaign with a fair and unbiased eye.

Oprah loves him. Scarlett Johnasson is engaged to him. Will.i.am made a Barack tribute music video packed to the brim with celebs.

And now he’s got the rest of them wrapped around his little finger. I’ve been trying to get Spielberg to throw me a party for years (to no avail) but all Hollywood’s new political golden boy had to do was smile and the invites were dispatched. Spielberg, Katzenberg and Geffen got together at threw a $2,300-a-head cocktail party at the Beverly Hilton in his honor. There were tons of people there…George Clooney, Eddie Murphy and Barbra Streisand, Ron Howard, Morgan Freeman, Jackson Browne, Jennifer Aniston, Natalie Maines, Ben Stiller, J.J. Abrams…to name a few.

So there you have it. I’m voting for Obama. Hollywood has spoken.

Barack is the new black, bitches.