Wannabe

Dear Tinkerbell,

Ew...can you believe that dumb bitch, Kim? I hate her! I cannot believe we used to be BFF!!! That was a wasted week of my life!

Ugh! So, first she totally steals my PR move with that low budget sex tape that "leaked" and NOW she's planning on posing naked for PlayBoy!?!? Everyone has already seen her mess. Is this a little redundant? Good god...she put her shit on display last weekend at Hyde. That's just what L.A. needs...another has-been's skanky daughter clamoring for a rung on the social ladder...I mean, hello?! The position has been filled! Does she really think that anyone cares about seeing her cooch? I mean, even the guys sleeping with her don't!! I should send someone over to PlayBoy to give the photoshoot staff a round of tetnus shots. Ugh, I just hate when she gets press. She is SO last season!! I have to stop writing about her or I'll need to hit up Mommy's stash of xanies.

Heehee...check out what I did to her picture...

For those with PhotoCrank.

For the haters that don't.

I'm so funny.

Where is Lindsay?? She's usually good for a laugh. Oh, and Tink...did you hear about Britney running over the pap's foot? Ha! The girl cannot catch a break! PUT DOWN THE DRIVER'S LICENSE!


Paris
xoxo