Took the Words Right Out of Your Mouth

Dear Tinkerbell,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You will not even believe what I just heard! Lindsay told Kim (Stewart, not KarTRASHian) who told one of the Olsens who told me that all the writers in Hollywood have just gone on strike!



Take that studios who said I would cheapen their films! Where's their "quality talent" now? By the looks of it, I'd say it's laughing it's ass off over venti non-fat cappuccinos. What now? Reruns? RealityTV? Hahaha...reality tv...like that doesn't have an entire staff of writers! Woah...wait a second...I wonder if I can squeeze another episode of Simple Life out of this!! I should call Daddy.

You know what, Tink? I really try not to bask in the misery and misfortune of others but if I was ever going to go back on Letterman, it would be tonight.

For those with PhotoCrank.

For the haters that don't.

Not too funny without your writers, are you Dave? Who's laughing now?


Paris
xoxo