Loud 'N Ugly

Dear Tinkerbell,

So, you know how I've been "reading" the bible for the media? Well, I got sort of bored playing on my blackberry and people watching/judging/mocking, so I actually read a few lines. In Leviticus, it said "...thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee." (Leviticus 19:19)!! Well, I don't know anything about mingled seeds, but this totally proves my point that poly-blend is a sin and the people who wear it are going straight to hell.

For those with PhotoCrank.

For the haters that don't.

On a slightly related note, I just heard that Rosie O'Donnell is apparently trying to start an Internet talk show. Ew. I can't even deal with the thought of her face and shrieking voice all over the place again. Isn't it enough that she spews her boring, self-righteous poems all over the Internet? Maybe she thinks that she can get away with her idiotic crap because she and her poly-blend wardrobe are going to end up in hell anyway (so say-ith the lord...woot).



Tink, be a doll and run this note over to Rosie's place for me:

Dear Rosie,

We've had enough. Everyone is exhausted. Stop screeching from atop your digital soap box. You're making everyone uncomfortable and nauseous. You're gross, no one thinks you're funny and your poems don't even rhyme.

Love,
The Entire World


She's like a big, ugly, hairy, rabid pit bull, prowling around for anything to attack, and then tries to pass her nonsensical howling off as comedy. It's just not hot. Besides, only pretty people can be that judgmental.


Paris
xoxo