Hallowiener

Dear Tinkerbell,

So last was so fun! I hit up the Playboy Mansion party...I'm so hoping to get a cameo on Girls Next Door. I so heart that show...and I am so hotter than all three of Hef's girlfriends...I'm even hotter than all three of them smushed together into one super girlfriend.

Anyway, I decided on the skanky Alice in Wonderland outfit.



Loves it! I didn't think it was skanky enough so, right before we arrived, I hiked up the skirt a little more so you could see some cheek. Don't worry, it was the good cheek. I also had the help stitch "Alice" right over my crotch...you know...where people look first.

For those with PhotoCrank.

For the haters that don't.

Ugh...Richard gere's gerbil kept jumping at me all night! And I'm hoping no one remembers what that fat-ass Richard Branson did to me last time I tried to dress up like Alice!! That was SO not hot!

I saw Brit Brit out and about. I'm not sure exactly what she was dressed as...I'm thinking she was going for a feral cat with mange and mutant fleas that's been spending it's evenings in the gutters outside in-and-out burger. But I don't know...it's just a guess.

For those with PhotoCrank.

For the haters that don't.

Where the F were you last night?


Paris
xoxo