Green is the New Pink

Dear Tinkerbell,

So I’ve been thinking a lot about the environment because, like, going green is so effing hot right now. I’m not sure how to get involved, though. I mean, Priuses are uber ugly so I’m def not driving one of those. I’m still holding out for the hybrid H2. As far as electricity goes, my dressing table mirrors use about 10,000 kWh…but they would be completely useless without all the wattage, so there is really nothing I can do there. Let’s see…what else…I think I’m good in the oil department because I use volumizing hair products and only defrizzing products use oil. And obviously, all my skincare products are oil-free and noncomedogenic. Oh, and I have so many pets…I’m definitely doing more than my part in the save-the-animals category. And saving the animals is not always all fun and games…remember when that nasty Kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit me?!?!



Believe it or not, I actually remember a grade school science teacher once telling me that when you hit, push, spin, etc something, it makes energy. Now, I doubt you can collect the energy made as a result of my pushing D-listers at Hyde…but maybe scientists can collect up energy from other things I do, like spin class or pole dancing. I mean, that would make a lot of energy because I'm, like, really good at both. Something to think about…

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