Emily Post Just Shit a Brick while Rolling Over in her Grave

Dear Tinkerbell,

Le sigh. Whatever happened to modesty? Good taste? The demure woman? I happened to catch a glimpse of December’s Maria Claire at the drugstore this morning and almost dropped my entire basket of condoms and cigarettes! Big ol’ preggo X-tina Aguilera is baring some ginormous T&A for us all. If you listen very carefully, you can actually hear the world’s collective dry-heave.

I know some people think that the pregnant woman’s body is beautiful and whatever but, honestly, save it for your husband. I have seen way too many women posing knocked-up and naked on magazine covers. Lord knows what these mothers are going to teach their impending children about “showing too much skin”. Ew, and X-tina’s photo spread reminds me way too much of that sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug. [shudder] And all this before coffee! It’s enough to put young girls everywhere off pregnancy for good.

What these women need to realize is that it is sexier to leave a little to the imagination…



…and that only skinny girls look hot when naked.

For those with PhotoCrank.

For the haters that don't.