The Allocation of Military Resources

Dear Tinkerbell,

You know I'm usually all for gratuitous shows of celebrity, but why did Jessica Simpson get escorted through the JFK airport by six National Guardsman the other night? Especially since the military just denied me the six men in uniform that I needed for my Halloween costume??



That's such bullshit! I bet that's why I was denied...because they were with her! I knew they were lying when they said it was because "it makes a mockery of the US military" or because they were "busy protecting this fine country".

For those with PhotoCrank.

For the haters that don't.

If the US government is going to be allocating military resources to smokin' hot, champagne-guzzling blondes, then they best be allocating them in my direction.



Paris
xoxo